Posts tagged OMG.

sebastiancatastrophe:

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I AM SO HAPPY TO KNOW THIS

(via theojamesies)

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

(via get-this-jiggaboo-awayfromme)

#people  #omg  

captainlucifer:

hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

#omg  #hannibal  

drakefanclub:

how is a dog prettier than every existing girl

(via australiansanta)

#omg  #animals  

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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(via transspock)

#omg  

things my psych professor taught us today

this-bao-is-ours:

brolininthetardis:

brolininthetardis:

  • there are all different branches of psychology, including sports psychology
  • example of sports psychology: the freudian analysis of football
  • take a football player in his uniform
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  • do you realize what you’re really looking at when you watch football
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  • you are literally watching giant penises run around tackling each other

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK LAST TIME I LOOKED AT THIS POST IT HAD 100 NOTES

I DIDN’T HAVE THAT COMING

(via mageofmalarkey)

#omg  

darkarcherprince:

phantomhivespookysass:

spookyfeuilly:

so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class

oh my fucking god

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b0dcdc3b1a17599101640dd1de9b5b6/tumblr_mw337m8k6s1qdlh1io1_250.gif

(via hamlets-daughter)

#omg  #people  

(via dawsonuglycrying)

#food  #omg  

gingerhaze:

discodick:

Superman has a Bazillion different forms of vision, and he still didn’t see that one coming.

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“Wonder Woman whyyyyyyyyyy”

(via wildunknownmen)

lithuania:

i was reading an article about the same-sex couple that was introduced on Good Luck Charlie and 

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a few paragraphs down

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(via therandomgrace)

balfies:

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

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(via therandomgrace)

Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

#omg  #people  
  • tony abbott: global warming isnt real
  • australia: *sweats furiously*
#omg  #AUSTRALIA  

tipchune:

tipchune:

i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens

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(via mypocketshurt90)

#omg  

sarrahpaulson:

alfredalfredalfred:

a picture of leonardo di caprio crying, made out of pictures of oscar winners

CALM DOWN SATAN.

(via cotilardmarion)

#omg